im·passe.

a position or situation from which there is no escape;

 deadlock.

It has been my experience, thus far

That all men suffer from the same problem

A problem that I believe to be innate
Perhaps it is the final component that completes
The Y chromosome

A problem I like to call:

 The Man Disease

This disease is best described by an example

Here is my favorite one:

A guy will stand, staring into an open refrigerator

For several minutes...looking for a particular item

(usually a condiment)

It will take him a fair amount time before

He finally asks the nearest female

"Hey, where is the sour cream?"

The female will walk up and-- 

without even glancing in the fridge,

Pull out the sour cream and walk away
Leaving the man completely dumbfounded
And utterly convinced that women are magicians

I try really hard to think this disease is cute

But frankly, it is mind boggling

...Then I remember that I can't dunk a basketball

And that somehow makes everything equal in my mind