to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude:
These two look really cute huh?
Yep...really really cute.
Guess how adorable our night was last night?
I am going to tell you and I hope it is annoying to read
Because it was beyond annoying to live
Finally got both of the children to bed after a
Fun-filled day of poopy diapers, crying for parents,
crying for reasons unknown, and trying to get them to eat real food.
Youngster wakes up BAWLING.
I give him a bottle. I change his diaper.
I smile at him...thinking that will make everything better.
Like, "Hey kid..I'm doing my best here...cut me some slack?"
"Josh...Josh...Josh...I had a bad dream, Josh."
Killian apparently has an imagination that is capable
of dreaming up terrifying things.
Usually things involving a coyote.
When he barged into our sanctuary of sleep
he brought his friend Dakota, one of the dogs, with him and...
she jumped on my face
I am not lying
This big lab JUMPED on my face--at three in the morning.
Liam starts crying again
....but this time Killian wakes up, too...
The dogs run down stairs
(yes there is another dog, Kenna--she's a lab too)
and start barking like mad.
I get Liam another bottle
I don't smile at him this time
because I am tired and because it doesn't help anyway.
I patted his head though.
I feel like that was nice of me.
Josh handles Killian--and the dogs.
I feel like that is nice of him.
I was planning on waking up at 6:50 for work
I must have slept through my alarm
because when I woke up to Kenna's barks...
it was almost 8am--That's when I have to be at work.
I hurry and leave
Yes. I leave Josh with the kids
He has to get them ready for school and daycare
He has to feed them
And the dogs
The first time I hear from Josh, I can tell he is upset
I thought it was because we didn't sleep? But no...
Josh tells me, "Liam crapped his bed.
Not his diaper, or his pants,
Shanae...He crapped his entire crib."
And that made me laugh.
I felt bad for Josh.
Really I did.
Imagining him cleaning that up...
When I know how much he hates changing diapers
Was just too much for me to handle
So I laugh
I laugh because it is funny
I laugh because I don't know what else to do
PRAY. FOR. US.