Having a special ability.
Exactly 2 times I have attempted to make dinner
Yes. In over 5 weeks of marriage
Exactly 2 times I have cut myself
while slaving away in the kitchen
The cuts are getting progressively worse
I think next time I might go for a full finger
Or a hand
I think I could manage a hand
Luckily my father-in-law is a doctor
He likes blood.
Or at least it doesn't bother him one bit
He fixes my cuts for me
This last one went through my
fingernail so he glued it back together
with some really impressive doctor adhesive
He is a good man. A fabulous Doctor.
But as for me?
I am awful in the kitchen
I don't mean that.
I make some pretty divine desserts.
I can make muffins that would blow your mind...
I think I can say that I do okay
with beverages as well
But when knives are involved...I am
To myself and perhaps to others
I haven't hurt anyone else
But I don't trust myself
You shouldn't trust me either...